Who we are

We are a team of elite scientists in white lab coats who have devoted our lives to the scientific discovery of what Jesus thinks. Our methods, our identities, and our locations are undisclosed. But you might well have seen us, albeit discretely mingling amongst you. As to our tools: Suffice it to say that we have applied the best technology to our task, and we have big machines always whirring in the background, containing high-tech components not available to the general public.

Our work is funded by donations from true believers. Your contributions will fund the discovery of the words of Jesus for the world today.